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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Just plain stupid

According to this article, Jennifer Anniston was named GQ's Man of the Year:

Jennifer Aniston earned the honor because the magazine says she showed a lot of poise, grace and good humor during her breakup with Brad Pitt this year.

Now, I'm wondering, who is working at GQ these days? NASA test monkeys who have learned how to type?

MONKEY: Hey...why don't we have Jennifer Anniston be Man of the Year? And by "man", we'll really mean human, and by "year," we'll mean the past two weeks, and by "of the" we'll really mean spaghetti with bananas.

2 Comments:

Blogger Max said...

I think that technically, GQ is calling Jeniffer "woman of the year", either that or they are really confused.

Also, booyah Vince! Off to my blog!

3:26 PM  
Blogger Barb said...

what i want to know: people get divorced all the time (myself included..okay, not all the time, but once)..and they're messy. but do they get addtl fame for being gracious and full of poise? i want my own magazine cover. still read your blog often! cheers!

11:22 AM  

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